My dad says I should be making notes about characters that frequent my work as they would be perfect novel fodder so tonight I give you the highlight of the week.
Customer A to Customer B - "you are not divorced are you?" Customer B to A "No, though I think my wife would like to be a widow" Customer B to me "What about you, would you like to be a widow?" Me... "well this is a bit socially awkward"
Black sense of humour checked and in full working order!!!