Mark and I took Muriel to Newcastle Airport last night and on our way to the lounge we stopped to admire a series of six paintings kindly donated by the local primary school. Then we started to giggle at the painting in the middle (shown on the right of this photo) Notice anything?
Do you think the clue was in the control tower or the stars then?
Some absolute eejit has hung the painting upside down - it rather reminded us of a Billy Connolly sketch "In the unlikely event of both engines failing put your head between your knees and kiss your ar*e goodbye, because we're going into the ground like a f*cking dart"
One of those days you think "let me out of here, I'm not stupid enough for this country!!"