I was getting my father a birthday card today and they were putting out the cards and decorations in Hallmark FOR CHRISTMAS....
Then the witch on the till apparently couldn't serve me, make eye contact, smile, or say "I'll just be a second" as she was putting the ribbons on said decorations.
My father doesn't know how lucky he is to get this card, said shop assistant doesn't know how lucky she was to not be removing it from a personal part of her anatomy.
It is June isn't it?!!!!!
1 comment:
Ooh if only she knew how 'brave' albeit unbeknown to her she was being. No even gonna discuss the whole tinsel subject Bah humbug squared
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