Working with the public...

My dad says I should be making notes about characters that frequent my work as they would be perfect novel fodder so tonight I give you the highlight of the week.

Customer A to Customer B - "you are not divorced are you?"  Customer B to A "No, though I think my wife would like to be a widow"  Customer B to me "What about you, would you like to be a widow?"  Me... "well this is a bit socially awkward"

Black sense of humour checked and in full working order!!!